Sep
29
2003

The phaomnneil pweor of the hmuan mnid.

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The phaomnneil pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. Qiute ture I thnik.

13 Days?!

Woman's 13-Day Krispy Kreme Vigil Ends
LANSING, Mich. (AP) -- For 13 nights, Annie Lewis slept on the street just feet from the area's first Krispy Kreme store, setting a record ahead of its opening. [Read More]

They are good donuts.. but 13 days?

What They Said:

RantUser says DOnuts on 11/19/2003
yummy donuts


1 Comments | Perm-a-link | 9/29/2003



Sep
25
2003

9

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9

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Love never fails...

What They Said:

LBF says Happy Anniv on 9/26/2003
Happy Anniversary and welcome back the CAKE!


1 Comments | Perm-a-link | 9/25/2003



Aug
21
2003

As I've Matured...

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As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

What They Said:

enevi says Yesterday on 8/22/2003
I learned *not* to install all the latest patches to your Windows system, otherwise your website could be inexplicably disabled, forcing a rebuild, for which you have no time...


1 Comments | Perm-a-link | 8/21/2003



Aug
5
2003

Thought of the day

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Thought of the day

An idea without an execution is .. well .. just an idea alone. However.. anyone can have an "idea." It's making it work that's important.

It's time to make something happen.

Lock your doors

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

A New Jersey man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

0 Comments | Perm-a-link | 8/5/2003


Aug
4
2003

Dear Abby

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Dear Abby

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Dump him. You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore.


I don't like "Clueless" on bit.. but it's still kind of funny.

In block letters, or Braille?

Remington is introducing its Bikini Trim and Shape electric razor in the U.K. The razor, which was previously introduced to the U.S. market, is specifically designed for women to use to shape their pubic hair. According to the company, their market research found that 79 percent of women shaved off part or all of their pubes, and 36 percent trimmed their hair into a specific design, such as a heart or their partner's initial. Remmington SFW, and a silly read as well.

What They Said:

RantUser says Pirates on 8/4/2003
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants.
The bartender looks at him and says..."You know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Yar! It's drivin' me nuts!"



1 Comments | Perm-a-link | 8/4/2003


Jul
30
2003

Happy Birthday BBS

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Happy Birthday BBS

Happy Happy

Happiness

\Hap"pi*ness\, n. [From Happy.] 1. Good luck; good fortune; prosperity.

I read recently that happiness is 95% attitude, and while I don't think I agree completely, I think that attitude has a lot to do with it. According to the definition that I posted above, lately my happiness quotient is hovering close to zero, and I've had enough. I don't want a handout, I don't need good luck (I'll take OK luck though), I don't need good fortune (but it wouldn't hurt), but I do need prosperity. Websters defines it as an economic state of growth with rising profits and full employment. Bring it on. I'm ready...

What They Said:

LBF says Happy B-day on 7/30/2003
BOMF to BBS. Hope to call ye tonight...


1 Comments | Perm-a-link | 7/30/2003


Jul
27
2003

Happy Birthday LBF

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Happy Birthday LBF

Happy Birthday

The Beach

Ok.. we went to the beach yesterday.. oh the sites. Holy Crap! Do people actually look in the mirror and say "DAMN! I look GOOD!" ??? Thank goodness we only saw one Banana Sling. I suppose having a good self body image is a good thing, but please people.. do it in your own home..mmmkay?!

What They Said:

LBF says YES on 7/30/2003
Glad you dug my speedo!


1 Comments | Perm-a-link | 7/27/2003


Jun
6
2001

1

Seasons coming up

this is just a test



What They Said:

RantUser says 4-0 on 6/7/2001
Game 7 .... here we come


1 Comments | Perm-a-link | 6/6/2001



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