May
28
2007

Memorial Day

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Memorial Day

Memorial Day

What They Said:

LBF says Perfect on 5/29/2007
Perfect..

Thanks Vets.


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May
23
2007

Excel Tip

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Excel Tip

Need to change data that is in rows to columns? Or Columns to rows? Here's how:

Copy the data in one or more columns or rows.
Before you paste the copied data, right-click your first destination cell (the first cell of the row or column into which you want to paste your data), and then click Paste Special.
In the Paste Special dialog box, select Transpose, and then click OK.
You'll find theTranspose check box in the lower-right corner of the dialog box:

Starting with your first cell, Excel pastes the data into a row or column.

Notes

Columns and rows can not overlap. For example, if you select values in Column C, and try to paste them into a row that overlaps Column C, Excel displays an error message. When you go to paste a column or row, the destination area must be outside of the original values.
If you copy and paste data from more than one column, Excel places the data from the leftmost column on top. For example, say you copy data from columns A and B of a worksheet, and you paste the data into another worksheet starting at row 1. Excel places the data from column A in row 1, column B in row 2, and so on.
If you don't see the Paste Special command, make sure you right-click the first destination cell. You'll also find the command on the Edit menu. If you still don't see the command, make sure you're using Excel 2000 or later.


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May
4
2007

Random Stuff

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Random Stuff

Some colors become huge successes early on and then fade off into obscurity… while other colors go the distance and become international icons. Here we look at 11 of the great color legends… Stop Sign Red, Horny Green M&Ms, Black Death, Blue Sky… 11 Great Color Legends

The Ferrari passport gives its bearer entrance to the factory, unrestricted access to all the restricted areas, and no-questions-asked carte blanche to borrow any of the cars in the factory's fleet.

Flashback
90's Slang
80's Slang
70's Slang
Can you dig it?


What They Said:

LBF says Wow. on 5/4/2007
Ferrari Passport?! sweet lord that would be awesome


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Apr
27
2007

Fix IE7's Dopey Menu Bar Location

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Fix IE7's Dopey Menu Bar Location

IE7's Menu bar -- File, Edit, View, Favorites, Tools, and Help -- is in the wrong spot. It belongs at the very top, just below the blue Title bar. And Microsoft has decided (decreed, actually) that you're not supposed to move it.

1. As administrator, click Start, Run, and type gpedit.msc.

2. In the panel on the left, work your way down, starting with User Configuration --Administrative Templates -- Windows Components --Internet Explorer

3. Scroll to Moving the menu bar above the navigation bar and right click to get to Properties.

4. Select Enabled and then click OK.

5. Restart IE7.

Note:This won't work with WinXP Home



What They Said:

jingTa says on 5/1/2007
Steve J says Thanks on 5/4/2007
Just buy a mac.. it'll solve all your problems


2 Comments | Perm-a-link | 4/27/2007


Apr
12
2007

Imus

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Imus

In the interest of full disclosure, I listen to Imus daily. Anyway...

Imus was not thinking and made a stupid mistake. But that is exactly what it was and nothing more. No hurtful intent, no racist intent, he was simply not thinking. Let's get real.

If MSNBC, CBS, any advertisers, or anyone else wants to punish Imus for his "words," then let's give equal punishment to anyone using the same or similar words including the rappers and any other men who degrade these young women on a daily basis. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton should be ashamed of themselves for appearing on public television and encouraging a lynch mob against Don Imus, yet ignoring the real problem - the treatment of the African-American women by the African-American men. Apply the same standards to everyone equally. Step up to the plate and do the right thing not matter what the political/social pressure. Right is right and you know it.

In the words of George Carlin:
The Radio has TWO dials. One switches it off, the other changes the firetrucking station.


Since April 5th:
11-Apr-2007 1
US NAME NOT RELEASED YET Baghdad (eastern part) Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
10-Apr-2007 1
US NAME NOT RELEASED YET Baghdad (southern part) Hostile - hostile fire
09-Apr-2007 4
US NAME NOT RELEASED YET Baghdad (southeast part) Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US NAME NOT RELEASED YET Baghdad (southeast part) Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US NAME NOT RELEASED YET Baghdad (southeast part) Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Specialist 21 Clifford A. Spohn III Karmah - Anbar Hostile - hostile fire - indirect fire
08-Apr-2007 6
US Sergeant Adam P. Kennedy Diwaniyah - Qadisiyah Hostile - hostile fire - indirect fire
US Staff Sergeant Jesse L. Williams Baqubah (died in Balad) - Diyala Hostile - hostile fire - small arms fire
US Private 1st Class David N. Simmons Baghdad (south of) Hostile - hostile fire - IED, small arms fire
US Staff Sergeant Harrison Brown Baghdad (south of) Hostile - hostile fire - IED, small arms fire
US Sergeant Todd A. Singleton Baghdad (south of) Hostile - hostile fire - IED, small arms fire
US 1st Lieutenant Phillip I. Neel Balad - Salah Ad Din Hostile - hostile fire - grenade
07-Apr-2007 5
US Captain Jonathan D. Grassbaugh Zaganiyah - Diyala Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Specialist Ebe F. Emolo Zaganiyah - Diyala Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Private 1st Class Levi K. Hoover Zaganiyah - Diyala Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Private 1st Class Rodney L. McCandless Zaganiyah - Diyala Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Commander Philip A. Murphy-Sweet Baghdad Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
06-Apr-2007 9
US Petty Officer 1st Class Joseph A. McSween Kirkuk (near) - At-Ta'mim Hostile - hostile fire
US Petty Officer 2nd Class Curtis R. Hall Kirkuk (near) - At-Ta'mim Hostile - hostile fire
US Chief Petty Officer Gregory J. Billiter Kirkuk (near) - At-Ta'mim Hostile - hostile fire
US Private 1st Class Jay S. Cajimat Baghdad Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Petty Officer 2nd Class Joseph C. Schwedler Al Anbar Province Hostile - hostile fire
US Private 1st Class Daniel A. Fuentes Baghdad (eastern part) Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Private Damian Lopez Rodriguez Baghdad Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Specialist Ryan S. Dallam Baghdad Hostile - hostile fire - IED attack
US Captain Anthony Palermo Jr.

Why haven't these heros recieved half of the media attention payed to Sharpton, never mind Imus.


What They Said:

Starr says Newsweek on 4/13/2007
Rev. Al says Cracker on 4/13/2007
Check out Rev. Sharpton's "resume" Here


Apr
7
2007

G Goodness

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G Goodness

GOOG-411 offers free directory assistance

goog-411
Google Labs just rolled out a Google Voice Local Search, which is basically a free 411 search along the lines of 1-800-FREE-411.

To use the local business search tool, pick up your phone and dial 1-800-GOOG-411. Like you'd expect, an automated operator starts asking you questions and you narrow in on what you're looking for. Once you get your results, Google can connect you to the business for free or say, "text message", and it'll send you details by SMS to your phone. And since you're sure to want to know all of the advanced shortcuts, be sure to check out the GOOG-411 cheatsheet.


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Mar
30
2007

Too Funny..

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Too Funny..



What We Call the News | Send To Friends | Funny Animations at JibJab


We
Are
LIVE

What They Said:

LBF says Uggh on 3/30/2007
Quite good. I heard a comic today talk about hurricanes. Said "what is the first thing we do when we hear a hurricane is coming? We send someone down there!


1 Comments | Perm-a-link | 3/30/2007


Mar
20
2007

Hope Springs Eternal

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Hope Springs Eternal

Spring!

Too bad it doesn't really look like that here.

0 Comments | Perm-a-link | 3/20/2007


Mar
14
2007

Now it makes sense

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Now it makes sense

For some time I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from work... but now I've found out the real reason I'm tired: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired, which leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work.

Take from the total of 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

What They Said:

BBS says Population Clocks on 3/15/2007
RantUser says Excellent... on 4/5/2007
why that's a quotable quote! :)


2 Comments | Perm-a-link | 3/14/2007


Mar
8
2007

Hammer Time

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Hammer Time

Number of tools the average guy owns: 36 (Really? I can't find at least 36 tools)
Of those, the number that are screwdrivers: 12
Amount the average guy spends on tools each year: $250 (that's 1 trip to HD)
Number of men that say the words "heavy duty" influence their tool purchase: 1 in 4 (how about sale?!)
Number of men who would buy a titanium hammer even if they had a steel one: 1 in 5 (does your thumb hurt more or less?)
Number of tools the average guy buysand never uses: 3 (rule of thumb: each project = at least 1 tool)
The average guy's "favorite" tool: nail gun
Number of men who think that, given the right tools, they can fix anything: 2 in 3 (Tim the "Tool Man" Taylor)
Tool the average guy is most likely to borrow: Cordless drill
Percentage of men who keep their tools.. in a toolbox 41, Scattered around the house: 11 In a kitchen drawer: 3
Hand tool the average guy would want in a fight: Hammer
Power tool he'd want: circular saw
Tool that sends the most guys to the er: chain saw
Number of men that die from freak chain saw accidents per year: 4
Tool the average guys swears at the most: Screwdriver
Number of times he's whacked his thumb: 4
Tool the average guy thinks a woman looks sexiest holding: cordless drill what?

Spring is coming.. the honey do list is growing!

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