That's One Hell of a Pillow Fight
Each year, 437,980 Americans are injured by their beds and bedding.
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 (0)Email at work today: "Production downtime today @ 2:30 EST"
Did the @ sign really save you anything?
And really? EST?
Why you ask? Because it is NOT Standard time. Daylight Saving Time makes spring and summer fall into Daylight time.
If somebody is going to be so inane, as and use EST, then they should be persecuted for using it incorrectly.
Here is an idea... type "at" instead of [shift] + 2, and type ET instead of EST.. you save a keystroke and look less like an idiot; at least to this quasi-ridiculous person.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013 (0)A little late with this, but, in the 16 days of the government shutdown, $24 billion was lost from the economy.
That is $1.5 billion a day.
So, what could have been done with $24 Billon?
- Funded 1.5 NASAs (their budget for 2014 is $16.6 Billon)
- Sent 554,413 kids to a private collge (Average tuition $43,289)
- Sent 1,078,119 kids to a state college (Average tuition $22,261)
- Purchased a home for 87,944 "average" Americans (Average new home price is $272,900)
- Purchased 8.3 billion free school lunches for kids
- Buy 7.1 billion gallons of gas for Americans (average price of $3.36/gal)
Maybe, just maybe we should be looking at things a little different.
Friday, November 01, 2013 (0)
#saveyourvictim ###UPDATE### Matthew Cordle is sentenced to 6 1/2 years [Source]
Friday, September 06, 2013 (0)
Just One More Reason to Love Guiness
"The choices we make reveal the true nature of our character."
Friday, April 19, 2013 (0)
A lot on my mind
April 18 = not a good day.. for a lot of reasons. Trying to keep my head in a good space, but it's not always so easy. So this is a post about random stuff.
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Dead End Job?
First, must suck to have a job.. wish I had one. That said.. how do you know if you're in a dead end job?
Your first clue might be your own unhappiness, but think of this too:
The Promotion Chain - has it been stalled? Or worse, non-exisitant?
Company Culture"Do your job, period".. are you not allowed the opportunity to take on new challenges or assignments?
Leadership - Bosses who mouth the words, "We’re family here," but stand aloof are hypocrites. When was the last time your boss came into your office/cube/veal fattening pen and treated you like they would a customer?
Diconnected people build dead organizations.
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Friday, January 25, 2013 (0)
How Full is Your Life?
A professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family, children, health, friends, and favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.
The sand is everything else - the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So... pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 (0)
Now you know
How the Electoral College Works
The Trouble with the Electoral College
Thursday, July 05, 2012 (0)
Why Americans eat sliced breadIn the early 20th century, Americans were highly concerned with the purity of their food supply. In the case of bread, hand-kneading was suddenly seen as a possible source of contamination... Mass-produced bread, on the other hand, seemed safe. It was made in shining factories, mechanically mixed, government regulated. It was individually wrapped...
But factory breads were also incredibly soft... Softness, Borrow-Strain writes, had become customers proxy for freshness, and savvy bakery scientists turned their minds to engineering even more squeezable loaves. As a result of the drive toward softer bread, industry observers noted that modern loaves had become almost impossible to slice neatly at home. The solution had to be mechanical slicing.
Factory-sliced bread was born on July 6, 1928 at Missouri's Chillicothe Baking Company. While retailers would slice bread at the point of sale, the idea of pre-sliced bread was a novelty... The bakery saw a 2,000 percent increase in sales, and mechanical slicing quickly swept the nation.
Saturday, June 23, 2012 (1)
50 Amazing but Useless Facts
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
Of all the words in the English language, the word "set" has the most definitions!
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
There is a city called Rome on every continent.
It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.
On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
Slugs have 4 noses.
Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
The average person laughs 10 times a day!
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
What They Said:
french-guy says mistake on 10/16/2012
"What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France. "
Well I'm french and I never heard about any "English Kiss" ^^
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 (0)
Facts About You
Your brain has the potential to remember everything you have ever experienced, read, heard and seen. The only problem is you can't recall it, but it's all in there somewhere.
Your body is constantly replacing cells, so much so in fact, you have a completely different body than you did seven years ago.
The amount of information your brain can hold is believed to be up to 1,000 Terabytes. The IBM Super Computer Watson the one Jeopardy! contestants competed against, has 16 Terabytes of RAM (Dumbass).
With the sperm in your testicles right now (guys), you could repopulate Dallas, and it would take you 6 months to repopulate the entire planet.
Everyone in your dreams you have seen while awake at some point in your life.
In your lifetime you will eat about 50 tons of food. (Fat Bastard)
To excercise your legs the same amount of excercise your eyes get, you would need to walk 50 miles every day.
In the next four years, you will shed your body weight in dead skin. (gross)
Your hair grows about 12mm a Month. (time for a haircut)
You constantly sweat. (about 2 pints a day)
Pound for pound, when you were a baby, you were stronger than an ox.
You react at speeds of 170mph.
25,000,000 cells of you died while you read this sentence. The good news is your body made 300 billion more today, so don't worry!
You were one cell for about a half an hour.